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i sniffed paint thinner as a child and became god

hi if i int with your kidcore/agere/petre/etc blog its for my system littles. k1nksters die by my hands. keep it up kiddos

targuzzler:

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me putting salt and pepper on my damn.. food!

schizotist:

sqweegee:

sqweegee:

does ANYONE know where that one dni is that had like every piece of media under the sun on it. with a pic ofgreg universe in the background

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my best recreation. looked exactly like this except there was even more text

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sorry for the bad quality but is this it

naoreco:

kragehund-est:

slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald “the stabber” douglas is gonna getcha

creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker

/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend’s voice and then man door hand hook car door

r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said “don’t go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice.” but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.

r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.

mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that “Love™” is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.

indie horror: i can’t describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what’s going on

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also get peer reviewed.

pinene:

gay surgeon taking out my organs: intestines, slay. Liver, slay. Spleen, slay. Appendix… FLOP!

me: can yuo turn the lady Gaga down it’s making the anesthetic wear off

morsobaby:

More respect for mentally disabled people. Respect people who have trouble interpreting numbers and difficulties doing basic math unassisted. Or remembering things like which month comes after which. People who can’t come to conclusions based on a few social hints and need to be told things upfront. Who don’t understand big words. Who need alot of things explained. People with cognitive disabilities. People who need slow, clear and personalized instructions, or hands-on assistance in tasks other people may find “obvious”. People who are unable to study independently. People who are unable to work independently, or heck just do any task deemed “ordinary” independently. People with high assistance needs deserve more respect period

androidboy:

androidboy:

i wore red eyeshadow today and this lil mexican boy like 10 yrs old had his silver chain and hat and was all puffed up machismo but got all shy walkin over to the counter and was like “i really love your eyeshadow” in the most genuine awestruck voice. can’t believe i almost didn’t wear it. i almost missed out on bein “masc mexican dude wearing makeup” representation my heart was so full

im gonna CRY at a crosswalk these two older tough lookin dudes were waitin and one looks back at me and gives me a long unreadable look and i was in the bad part of the city so i was like ah. shit. but then he looked away and reached out to hold the other guys hand. i love bein queer so much i can’t handle this

manywinged:

manywinged:

the real life version of being doomed by the narrative is knowing you have work in the morning

the irl version of being stuck in the timeloop is also going to work